Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Incredible Hulk

I see by the trailer, Marvel still refuses to address the issue of The Incredible Hulks pants.
It's like the 400 pound gorilla in the room.
Why won't anyone talk about it?
We all know jeans CANNOT stretch that much!

UPDATE: Never mind.

Mirrors

Folks, Do yourself and everyone in the immediate area of you a favor.
When you leave your house, just take a quick look in the mirror and ask yourself one question:
Do I look like someone who may have appeared on Fox's "Cops". If so, take off the sweats, drag a comb through your hair and wash your face, then continue out the door. As an aside, sweatpants should only be worn en route to or from the gym or any other exercise venue. As another aside, those cotton sweatpants that were made popular in the 70's with the drawstring and elasticized ankles are not appropriate ever! And don't get me started on those of you who wear pajama pants to the grocery store.
I'm look at you East Haven, Connecticut!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Anyways...The correct word is 'anyway'

Folks,
2 things: 
1st, the correct word is 'anyway'. There is no 's' at the end.
2nd, It's bad grammar to use the word 'anyway' anyway.
I'm looking at you two women talking outside my office.