When you leave your house, just take a quick look in the mirror and ask yourself one question:
Do I look like someone who may have appeared on Fox's "Cops". If so, take off the sweats, drag a comb through your hair and wash your face, then continue out the door. As an aside, sweatpants should only be worn en route to or from the gym or any other exercise venue. As another aside, those cotton sweatpants that were made popular in the 70's with the drawstring and elasticized ankles are not appropriate ever! And don't get me started on those of you who wear pajama pants to the grocery store.
I'm look at you East Haven, Connecticut!
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