It is my greatest pleasure to share my life with you, our journey together has been an emotional dance of leading and following, giving and taking, we have worked together as partners in this beautiful tango. Together we have learned that compromise is the vessel from which pours a successful marriage. As we grow together so must we grow as individuals. You must bear this in mind as I now ask something of you that may challenge the very fiber of all that we are. I ask only this: May I urinate in the shower? Don't answer now, just hear this: We both know that the drain cover thing on the floor of the shower is not attached. I swear to God, my love, I can aim my urine stream to hit the open drain pipe in such a way that there will be no splashage onto the shower floor proper. I've never been more sure of anything in my life. Um, I acknowledge that there might be a second or 2 "dial in" as I have to wait for the stream to start before I can accurately aim unless I kneel down but I think we can agree that this small amount of urine will be washed down quickly. My darling I know I am asking you to change your thinking, but I want, nay, I need this. Don't answer here. I understand this is difficult for you so instead of answering just give me a little sign so that I know it's O.K. Just say something like "could you bring up the laundry basket?" then I will have my answer.
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