You won't see them in People Magazines' "50 Most Beautiful People" issue. They may lack that certain charisma (great ass) and charm (huge boobs) that we have come to expect from our celebrities. They can't hit a 3 pointer at the buzzer or rush for 1,800 yards in a single season. And 7 Tour de Frances? No goddamn way, not even
with performance enhancing drugs . To be sure, they don't have bitchin' abs, glutes, bi's, tri's and delt's. They probably still carry the physical and emotional scars from the countless wedgies, purple nurples, and
swirlies they received in their youth. They work crappy hours, and sometimes dress weird. Many of them probably make less then $80K a year.
But on May 25th they did this:
If you don't think this is remarkable and deserving of your respect then you are a jerk.org
3 comments:
Yeah anyways, I guess that's kinda cool and stuff. But all that crap goin on up there better not mess up my satelite tv reception. May 25th is a Sunday Night, and I like to watch South Park and then the Beverly Hill Billies on Sunday nights. Someone is getting a wedgie and nuggies if my Sunday night TV gets interupted.
and another thing... bfd. it sound like a bunch of former pimple popping pinewood derby winners want to play remote control robots and walkie-talkies. What ev.. I once shot a bottle rocket out of a whiffle ball bat from my yard, and with some help of the wind, it landed in the Ferris's pool. You didn't see me make some dorky video talking about it. I just did it.
I think I saw Mr. Hess in that command post... God he is so hot now.
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